BEWARE!!!! Dangerous Software Conflicts!

Dear IT Support,

Some years ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which
I'd used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently
conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and
run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is also incompatible with several
other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2 and Lazyboy 6.1.

Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. A shareware
beta-programme, Party Girl 2.1 which I tried had many bugs and left a virus
in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same
time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other and
they caused severe damage to my hardware.

Sensing a way out, I then upgraded to Fiancee 1.0 only to discover that this
product soon had to be upgraded (at great cost) to Wife 1.0, which I
reluctantly agreed to because, whilst Wife tends to use up all my available
resources, it does come bundled with FreeSex Plus and Cleanhouse2000.

Shortly after this upgrade however I then discovered that Wife 1.0 can be
very unstable and costly to run. For example, any mistakes I made were
automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They
then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.

Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary Explorer and E-mail porn filter, and
can, without warning, launch Photostrop and Whingezip! These latter products
have no help files and I have to try and guess what the problem is myself.

Additional costly problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,
requiring Shoe Shop Browser for new attachments and also Hairstyle Express
which needs to be reinstalled every other week.

Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes that also drains my
resources.

It also conflicted with some of the new games I wanted to try, stating that
they are an illegal operation. When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT
program it often crashes or runs the system dry.

Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-Law, which can't
be turned off.

Recently I've attempted to try Mistress 2001, but there could be problems, a
friend has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects the presence of
Mistress 2001 it tends to delete all my MS Money files before un-installing
itself.

Re: BEWARE!!!! Dangerous Software Conflicts! LMFAO!!! by Theta

Theta
Fri Mar 18 06:03:37 CST 2005

"Alias" <aka@maskedandanonymous.com> wrote in
news:39vt6iF641ggeU1@individual.net:

> BEWARE!!!! Dangerous Software Conflicts!
>
> Dear IT Support,
>
> Some years ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2
> which I'd used for years without any trouble. However, there are
> apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution
> was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
>
> To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is also incompatible with several
> other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2 and Lazyboy
> 6.1.
>
> Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. A shareware
> beta-programme, Party Girl 2.1 which I tried had many bugs and left a
> virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several
> weeks.
>
> Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same
> time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other
> and they caused severe damage to my hardware.
>
> Sensing a way out, I then upgraded to Fiancee 1.0 only to discover that
> this product soon had to be upgraded (at great cost) to Wife 1.0, which
> I reluctantly agreed to because, whilst Wife tends to use up all my
> available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSex Plus and
> Cleanhouse2000.
>
> Shortly after this upgrade however I then discovered that Wife 1.0 can
> be very unstable and costly to run. For example, any mistakes I made
> were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted.
> They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.
>
> Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary Explorer and E-mail porn filter,
> and can, without warning, launch Photostrop and Whingezip! These latter
> products have no help files and I have to try and guess what the problem
> is myself.
>
> Additional costly problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,
> requiring Shoe Shop Browser for new attachments and also Hairstyle
> Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week.
>
> Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes that also drains my
> resources.
>
> It also conflicted with some of the new games I wanted to try, stating
> that they are an illegal operation. When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my
> Audi TT program it often crashes or runs the system dry.
>
> Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-Law, which
> can't be turned off.
>
> Recently I've attempted to try Mistress 2001, but there could be
> problems, a friend has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects
> the presence of Mistress 2001 it tends to delete all my MS Money files
> before un-installing itself.
>
>
>


Funny how all of the above programs tend to disable CTRL+ALT+DELETE as well.

:)

Good one Alias.