Good evening (morning?) Mr. Murphy,
Re: your recent complaint
Some time ago we informed you that Hades would probably freeze over
before we find time to pursue your "Identity Theft" compaint that
someone was impersonating you in the Vista Usenet newsgroups.
However we might be able to help you with your current situation in
the XP newsgroups that you appear to have all but moved to since then.
With your permission, we will contact some of our friends in
Scotland Yard and in MI5 and ask them if they can find the time to
take over stalking this person "nass" that is annoying you in the XP
newsgroups.
If they agree to help and can find the time, you will then be freed
to go about your preferred business of being the wonderful, loving,
kind and helpful person you really are when you are online.
Please reply ASAP.
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High-Tech Crime Squad
Scouring Usenet for Mick's Impostors
"We always get our fagg..., er, Man!"