Ffffffffffffffffttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

Sorry for not posting much in the past few days.
Went for a colonoscopy and it was such a nice experience, I just had to
share.
The worst part is the stuff they make you drink the day before that is the
foulest tasting garbage known to man.
It makes you sit down for the next 12 hours...If you get my drift...to clear
your mind LOL
Clear liquids only all day long...jello, chicken broth, ginger ale,
water...all my favotites YUM

Luckily they put you to sleep in order to save you the embarrassment of
knowing what they are doing behind you.

Mulder and Scully always feared the "Anal Probe"

They found two benign polyps, nothing to worry about except next years
repeat preformance.

Farting afterwards is not only allowed but encouraged.
*(Just like a single guys living room).

RonK
Sat Aug 13 08:55:56 CDT 2005

Too much info - My test is set for Sept 13. Maybe I'll surprise them and
have a couple of greasy McDonalds burgers the night before !!


"Venus Ventura [Retracted]" <Uranus@Milkyway.org> wrote in message
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> Sorry for not posting much in the past few days.
> Went for a colonoscopy and it was such a nice experience, I just had to
> share.
> The worst part is the stuff they make you drink the day before that is the
> foulest tasting garbage known to man.
> It makes you sit down for the next 12 hours...If you get my drift...to
> clear your mind LOL
> Clear liquids only all day long...jello, chicken broth, ginger ale,
> water...all my favotites YUM
>
> Luckily they put you to sleep in order to save you the embarrassment of
> knowing what they are doing behind you.
>
> Mulder and Scully always feared the "Anal Probe"
>
> They found two benign polyps, nothing to worry about except next years
> repeat preformance.
>
> Farting afterwards is not only allowed but encouraged.
> *(Just like a single guys living room).
>

Andre
Sat Aug 13 09:10:58 CDT 2005

Why do I feel sick?
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"Venus Ventura [Retracted]" <Uranus@Milkyway.org> wrote in message
news:%23y6nINAoFHA.2156@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> Sorry for not posting much in the past few days.
> Went for a colonoscopy and it was such a nice experience, I just had to
> share.
> The worst part is the stuff they make you drink the day before that is the
> foulest tasting garbage known to man.
> It makes you sit down for the next 12 hours...If you get my drift...to
> clear your mind LOL
> Clear liquids only all day long...jello, chicken broth, ginger ale,
> water...all my favotites YUM
>
> Luckily they put you to sleep in order to save you the embarrassment of
> knowing what they are doing behind you.
>
> Mulder and Scully always feared the "Anal Probe"
>
> They found two benign polyps, nothing to worry about except next years
> repeat preformance.
>
> Farting afterwards is not only allowed but encouraged.
> *(Just like a single guys living room).
>

Steve
Sat Aug 13 10:35:47 CDT 2005

Venus Ventura [Retracted] wrote:
> Sorry for not posting much in the past few days.
> Went for a colonoscopy and it was such a nice experience, I just had to
> share.
> The worst part is the stuff they make you drink the day before that is the
> foulest tasting garbage known to man.
> It makes you sit down for the next 12 hours...If you get my drift...to clear
> your mind LOL
> Clear liquids only all day long...jello, chicken broth, ginger ale,
> water...all my favotites YUM
>
> Luckily they put you to sleep in order to save you the embarrassment of
> knowing what they are doing behind you.
>
> Mulder and Scully always feared the "Anal Probe"
>
> They found two benign polyps, nothing to worry about except next years
> repeat preformance.
>
> Farting afterwards is not only allowed but encouraged.
> *(Just like a single guys living room).
>
>

Did the doctor at least give you a kiss after the probe?

Steve

RonK
Sat Aug 13 12:04:13 CDT 2005

The last one I had I noticed the Doctor had both hands on my shoulders !

"Steve Thompson" <sthompson@njmailserver.com> wrote in message
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> Venus Ventura [Retracted] wrote:
>> Sorry for not posting much in the past few days.
>> Went for a colonoscopy and it was such a nice experience, I just had to
>> share.
>> The worst part is the stuff they make you drink the day before that is
>> the foulest tasting garbage known to man.
>> It makes you sit down for the next 12 hours...If you get my drift...to
>> clear your mind LOL
>> Clear liquids only all day long...jello, chicken broth, ginger ale,
>> water...all my favotites YUM
>>
>> Luckily they put you to sleep in order to save you the embarrassment of
>> knowing what they are doing behind you.
>>
>> Mulder and Scully always feared the "Anal Probe"
>>
>> They found two benign polyps, nothing to worry about except next years
>> repeat preformance.
>>
>> Farting afterwards is not only allowed but encouraged.
>> *(Just like a single guys living room).
>
> Did the doctor at least give you a kiss after the probe?
>
> Steve

Steve
Sat Aug 13 19:36:37 CDT 2005

RonK wrote:
> The last one I had I noticed the Doctor had both hands on my shoulders !
>

Geez, I hate when that happens.

Steve

[Snip]

-Dan-
Sat Aug 13 20:56:25 CDT 2005

Toooooo much information.....

--=20
-Dan-


"RonK" <imhere@home.now> wrote in message =
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> The last one I had I noticed the Doctor had both hands on my shoulders =
!
>=20
> "Steve Thompson" <sthompson@njmailserver.com> wrote in message=20
> news:%23v8kuyBoFHA.708@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
>> Venus Ventura [Retracted] wrote:
>>> Sorry for not posting much in the past few days.
>>> Went for a colonoscopy and it was such a nice experience, I just had =
to=20
>>> share.
>>> The worst part is the stuff they make you drink the day before that =
is=20
>>> the foulest tasting garbage known to man.
>>> It makes you sit down for the next 12 hours...If you get my =
drift...to=20
>>> clear your mind LOL
>>> Clear liquids only all day long...jello, chicken broth, ginger ale,=20
>>> water...all my favotites YUM
>>>
>>> Luckily they put you to sleep in order to save you the embarrassment =
of=20
>>> knowing what they are doing behind you.
>>>
>>> Mulder and Scully always feared the "Anal Probe"
>>>
>>> They found two benign polyps, nothing to worry about except next =
years=20
>>> repeat preformance.
>>>
>>> Farting afterwards is not only allowed but encouraged.
>>> *(Just like a single guys living room).
>>
>> Did the doctor at least give you a kiss after the probe?
>>
>> Steve=20
>=20
>

Bill
Sat Aug 13 23:09:45 CDT 2005

Wouldn't do that. After they prep you, get you on the table, take the first
look, someone will say, "that stuff they gave him to drink, didn't work,
prep him for an enema." Insert smiley face. (No pun intended)

--
Bill Sharpe
BullDawg
Associate Expert
Expert Zone - www.microsoft.com/windowsxp/expertzone

"RonK" <imhere@home.now> wrote in message
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> Too much info - My test is set for Sept 13. Maybe I'll surprise them and
> have a couple of greasy McDonalds burgers the night before !!

Venus
Sun Aug 14 10:36:41 CDT 2005

I hope the Dr. enjoyed himself.
I have no recollection, having been rendered unconscious by Intravenous
drugs.


The last one I had I noticed the Doctor had both hands on my shoulders !

wewa
Sat Aug 13 13:35:06 CDT 2005

Yay. No colon cancer.
Good to hear.
How 'young' are you, if I may ask? is this your first ever screening?

On a serious note, drink lots of water daily, and a high fiber veggie diet
will help you, die from something else!
http://www.gicare.com/pated/ecdgs01.htm

'a public service announcement.'

'we will now return you to our regular horse pucky'
:)


"Venus Ventura [Retracted]" <Uranus@Milkyway.org> wrote in message
news:%23y6nINAoFHA.2156@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> Sorry for not posting much in the past few days.
> Went for a colonoscopy and it was such a nice experience, I just had to
> share.
> The worst part is the stuff they make you drink the day before that is the
> foulest tasting garbage known to man.
> It makes you sit down for the next 12 hours...If you get my drift...to
> clear your mind LOL
> Clear liquids only all day long...jello, chicken broth, ginger ale,
> water...all my favotites YUM
>
> Luckily they put you to sleep in order to save you the embarrassment of
> knowing what they are doing behind you.
>
> Mulder and Scully always feared the "Anal Probe"
>
> They found two benign polyps, nothing to worry about except next years
> repeat preformance.
>
> Farting afterwards is not only allowed but encouraged.
> *(Just like a single guys living room).
>

G
Sun Aug 14 15:27:57 CDT 2005

Thank you, First screening. I am a 52 year old Male in South Florida.

"wewa" <wewa@no.mail.4me> wrote in message
news:eo5IMVQoFHA.1480@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> Yay. No colon cancer.
> Good to hear.
> How 'young' are you, if I may ask? is this your first ever screening?
>
> On a serious note, drink lots of water daily, and a high fiber veggie diet
> will help you, die from something else!
> http://www.gicare.com/pated/ecdgs01.htm
>
> 'a public service announcement.'
>
> 'we will now return you to our regular horse pucky'
> :)
>
>
> "Venus Ventura [Retracted]" <Uranus@Milkyway.org> wrote in message
> news:%23y6nINAoFHA.2156@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
>> Sorry for not posting much in the past few days.
>> Went for a colonoscopy and it was such a nice experience, I just had to
>> share.
>> The worst part is the stuff they make you drink the day before that is
>> the foulest tasting garbage known to man.
>> It makes you sit down for the next 12 hours...If you get my drift...to
>> clear your mind LOL
>> Clear liquids only all day long...jello, chicken broth, ginger ale,
>> water...all my favotites YUM
>>
>> Luckily they put you to sleep in order to save you the embarrassment of
>> knowing what they are doing behind you.
>>
>> Mulder and Scully always feared the "Anal Probe"
>>
>> They found two benign polyps, nothing to worry about except next years
>> repeat preformance.
>>
>> Farting afterwards is not only allowed but encouraged.
>> *(Just like a single guys living room).
>>
>
>

Mercury
Wed Aug 17 08:43:46 CDT 2005

This is quite a remarkable OT thread...

I was supposed to have something like that tomorrow, having had a
gastroectomy yesterday (whatever its called). That was such a none event -
so easy. CT scan today and what ever its called PIA proc (fnPIA ?) tomorrow.
They started prepping me for fnPIA after the CT scan (neat machines esp from
the inside & don't believe the bull about the stuff they inject, it is so
overstated for squimies...)

The only reason i write is to *implore* people to get unexplained
[abdominal] pain sorted. Have medical insurance bla bla bla. After kicking
up a stink on Saturday, i got action for no cost in the public system here.

I don't wish to be morose, but I am now getting married in 2 weeks, have a
company for sale, & have a lot to do now that i didn't yesterday.

The remarkable thing is that apart from a few moments, this evening has been
oddly one of the happiest in my life.

The only thing I am afraid of now is farting in my sleep...

Look after yourselves.

Regards...

RonK
Wed Aug 17 12:52:06 CDT 2005

Good luck on your tests !

"Mercury" <me@spam.com> wrote in message
news:ddvee6$91l$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
> This is quite a remarkable OT thread...
>
> I was supposed to have something like that tomorrow, having had a
> gastroectomy yesterday (whatever its called). That was such a none event -
> so easy. CT scan today and what ever its called PIA proc (fnPIA ?)
> tomorrow. They started prepping me for fnPIA after the CT scan (neat
> machines esp from the inside & don't believe the bull about the stuff they
> inject, it is so overstated for squimies...)
>
> The only reason i write is to *implore* people to get unexplained
> [abdominal] pain sorted. Have medical insurance bla bla bla. After kicking
> up a stink on Saturday, i got action for no cost in the public system
> here.
>
> I don't wish to be morose, but I am now getting married in 2 weeks, have a
> company for sale, & have a lot to do now that i didn't yesterday.
>
> The remarkable thing is that apart from a few moments, this evening has
> been oddly one of the happiest in my life.
>
> The only thing I am afraid of now is farting in my sleep...
>
> Look after yourselves.
>
> Regards...
>